The Following Foods DO NOT HAVE ANY CALORIES!:
1. Any French Fries left at the bottom of the McDonald’s bag.
2. Cookie dough directly off the beater.
3. Ice Cream licked off of your kid’s melting cone.
4. Every single Potato Chip that is folded in half is calorie free. They are a gift from the Lord Himself to His children. Chips that are folded over twice actually help you lose weight.
Everything in this post is a lie.
The proof? Multiple posts that proclaim that I am plump:
I suppose you get the picture.
Everything in this post is a lie, yet for some reason, I still believe it.
4 thoughts on “Everything in This Post is a Lie”
Great post. ..loved it
Awww, thank you. 🙂
Two thumbs-up! I agree with you 100%! 🙂
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Love this! 🙂