My children are natural born environmentalists.
Or water conservationists.
Or maybe because of my liberal arts, women’s college background, they were just born green?
Anyhoo… my point is, they don’t flush.
By the time I enter the bathroom in the morning there have already been 2 or 3 pees deposited before me. The toilet water is glowing yellow. Although I’ve never taught my girls the catchy jingle, “If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown, flush it down” they seem to somehow just instinctively get it – well, at least the first half.
Occasionally one of my children will come dancing in while I’m on the pot and need to go. I finish up, shimmy past them in the 12 inches of space between the sink and the tub and turn around to see them staring at the well of urine a shade of yellow bordering on chartreuse and find I must restrain myself from saying, “That’s not my pee.”
I mean really, how lazy do you have to be to Not flush the toilet?
We had a repeat offender in our family. I will mention no names….
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They are all repeaters in this family. I blame their mother.
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Ha. I have the same problem with my boyfriend.
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I think there is a flush-cut off time at night. People are sleeping. I don’t want to hear it. I won’t even get out of bed to pee, risking bladder damage for a little peace, so the least everyone else can do is keep it down.
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